Chuckles for October 2008



October 02
Q.What kind of horse only comes out at Halloween?
A. A Nightmare!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 07
Q.How long does a mummy stay in the hospital after losing his bandages?
A. A Until he is completely recovered!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 14
Q.What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
A. Prank-enstein!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 16
Q.What does a termite eat for breakfast?
A. Oak-meal!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 21
Q.Whats the problem with twin witches?
A. You can never tell which witch is which!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 23
Q.Whom did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
A. His ghoul-friend!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 28
Q.What do ghosts wear in cars?
A. Sheet belts!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 30
Q. What's the problem with twin witches?
A> You can never tell which witch is which!

October 30
Q. What's the problem with twin witches?
A. You can never tell which witch is which!

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  Today is Sunday, July 27, the 208th day of 2014. There are 157 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: The Rock Island Paper Mill is now operating. It is an establishment which our people ought to encourage by saving all rags for the mill, where you can get cash and the highest prices for them.
1889 -- 125 years ago: E. W. Robinson purchased from J.T. Miller the livery stable on the triangle south of Market Square.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Henry Kramer was elected president of the Tri-City Typothetae Franklin Club, which took the place of the Tri-City Ben Franklin Club.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Mrs. Floyd Furh, Illinois City, was first-place winner in the second annual Gov. Horner Farm floral contest.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Nearly 4,000 people are expected to attend weekend sessions of the Jehovah's Witnesses Assembly being held at the Masonic Temple.
1989 -- 25 years ago: The B-29 Super-Fortress bomber is impressive looking, and it did the job during World War II. Its claim to fame is dropping the atomic bombs in Japan to end the war. Only one B-29 is operational in the world today. It is on display at the Quad City Airport in Moline until Friday.






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