Chuckles for October 2008



October 02
Q.What kind of horse only comes out at Halloween?
A. A Nightmare!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 07
Q.How long does a mummy stay in the hospital after losing his bandages?
A. A Until he is completely recovered!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 14
Q.What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
A. Prank-enstein!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 16
Q.What does a termite eat for breakfast?
A. Oak-meal!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 21
Q.Whats the problem with twin witches?
A. You can never tell which witch is which!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 23
Q.Whom did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
A. His ghoul-friend!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 28
Q.What do ghosts wear in cars?
A. Sheet belts!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 30
Q. What's the problem with twin witches?
A> You can never tell which witch is which!

October 30
Q. What's the problem with twin witches?
A. You can never tell which witch is which!

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