Chuckles for October 2008



October 02
Q.What kind of horse only comes out at Halloween?
A. A Nightmare!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 07
Q.How long does a mummy stay in the hospital after losing his bandages?
A. A Until he is completely recovered!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 14
Q.What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
A. Prank-enstein!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 16
Q.What does a termite eat for breakfast?
A. Oak-meal!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 21
Q.Whats the problem with twin witches?
A. You can never tell which witch is which!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 23
Q.Whom did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
A. His ghoul-friend!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 28
Q.What do ghosts wear in cars?
A. Sheet belts!
--kids.yahoo.com

October 30
Q. What's the problem with twin witches?
A> You can never tell which witch is which!

October 30
Q. What's the problem with twin witches?
A. You can never tell which witch is which!

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  Today is Tuesday, Oct. 21, the 294th day of 2014. There are 71 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: The weather is discouraging for our great Democratic rally tomorrow, but never mind that. Let our Rock Island people show they can make a big procession themselves, rain or shine.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Apparatus arrived for drilling an artesian well on the premises of George Warner's Atlantic Brewery.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The German army continued its attacks on the allies line near the Belgian coast.
1939 -- 75 years ago: The farm home of Mr. and Mrs. Gus Zachert northwest of Buffalo Prairie, burned to the ground.
1964 -- 50 years ago: WVIK-FM, noncommercial educational radio station at Augustana College, will return to the air tomorrow. The station operates at a power of 10 watts at 90.9 megacycles on the frequency modulation band. The station is operated with a staff of 92 students.
1989 -- 25 years ago: An avenue of lights, 13 Christmas trees strung with more than 44,000 sparkling lights, will expand the Festival of Trees beyond the walls of RiverCenter in downtown Davenport in mid-November.


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