Chuckles for September 2008



September 02
Q.Where did the seaweed find a job?
A. In the "Kelp Wanted" section!
--kids.yahoo.com

September 05
Q.What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
A. I lava you!
--kids.yahoo.com

September 08
Q.What is a frog's favorite soda??
A. Croak-a Cola!
--kids.yahoo.com

September 11
Q.What is a vampire's favorite holiday??
A. Fangs-giving!
--kids.yahoo.com

September 15
Q.What book has hairs?
A. A diction-hairy!
--kids.yahoo.com

September 18
Q.What does a ghost wash its head with?
A. Shamboo!
--kids.yahoo.com

September 23
Q.What is a wolf's favorite holiday?
A. Howl-oween!
--kids.yahoo.com

September 25
Q.What kind of garden does a baker have?
A. A flour garden!
--kids.yahoo.com

September 29
Q.What do you call a snail on a boat?
A. A snailor!
--kids.yahoo.com

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  Today is Monday, Sept. 1, the 244th day of 2014. There are 121 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: We are informed by J.H. Hull that the reason the street sprinkler was not at work yesterday settling the dust on the streets, was because one of his horses was injured.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Bonnie McGregor, a fleet-footed stallion owned by S.W. Wheelock of this community, covered himself with glory at Lexington, Ky, when he ran a mile in 2:13 1/2. The horse's value was estimated as at least $50,000.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Troops are pouring into Paris to prepare for defense of the city. The German army is reported to be only 60 miles from the capital of France.
1939 -- 75 years ago: The German army has invaded Poland in undeclared warfare. Poland has appealed to Great Britain and France for aid.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Publication of a plant newspaper, the Farmall Works News, has been launched at the Rock Island IHC factory and replaces a managerial newsletter.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Officials predict Monday's Rock Island Labor Parade will be the biggest and best ever. Last minute work continues on floats and costumes for the parade, which steps off a 9:30 a.m.




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