Chuckles for August 2008



August 04
Q. Why was the cookie crying?
A. Because its mother had been a wafer so long!
--kids.yahoo.com

August 07
Q. Why was the musician arrested?
A. Because he was in treble!
--kids.yahoo.com

August 11
Q.What does a martial arts fan eat?
A. Kung Food!
--kids.yahoo.com

August 14
Q.What did the pencil say to the paper?
A. I dot my eye on you!
--kids.yahoo.com

August 18
Q.Where did the duck go when he was sick?
A. To the ducktor!
--kids.yahoo.com

August 21
Q.What is a monster's favorite song?
A. "Ghouls just want to have fun"!
--kids.yahoo.com

August 28
Q.Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape?
A. She was tired of raisin kids!
--kids.yahoo.com

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  Today is Tuesday, Sept. 16, the 259th day of 2014. There are 106 days left in the year.

1864 — 150 years ago: A fine lumber mill is on the course of erection at Andalusia. A flouring mill at that location is doing a fine business.
1889 — 125 years ago: J.B. Lidders, past captain of Beardsley Camp, Sons of Veterans, returned from Paterson, N.Y., where he attended the National Sons of Veterans encampments.
1914 — 100 years ago: President Wilson announced that he had received from the imperial chancellor of Germany a noncommittal reply to his inquiry into a report that the emperor was willing to discuss terms of peace.
1939 — 75 years ago: Delegates at the Illinois Conference of the Methodist Church in Springfield voted to raise the minimum pay of ministers so that every pastor would get at least $1,000 annually.
1964 — 50 years ago: An audience of more than 2,600 persons jammed into the Davenport RKO Orpheum theater with a shoe horn feasted on a Miller-Diller evening that was a killer night. Phyllis Diller sent the audience with her offbeat humor. And send them she did! It was Miss Diller's third appearance in the Quad-Cities area.
1989 — 25 years ago: A few years ago, a vacant lot on 7th Avenue and 14th Street in Rock Island was a community nuisance. Weeds grew as high 18 inches. Today, the lot has a new face, thanks to Michael and Sheila Rind and other neighbors who helped them turn it into a park three weeks ago.





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