Chuckles for June 2008

June 02
Q. What country did candy come from?
A. Sweeten!

June 04
Q. What do you call an underwater spy?
A. James Pond!

June 09
Q. How do you get a frog off your car's back window?
A. Turn on the rear defrogger!

June 16
Q. What goes "Ha, ha, ha...clunk?"
A. People laughing their heads off!

June 18
Q. What do you give a pig with a rash?
A. Oinkment!

June 19
Q. What do you get when you cross a FedEx driver with a UPS driver?
A. Fed UP!

June 23
Q. How can you tell if a tree is a Dagwood tree?
A. By it's bark!

June 26
Q. Whats' a cheerleader's favorite color?
A. Yeller!

June 30
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A bull-dozer!

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  Today is Tuesday, Sept, 30, the 273rd day of 2014. There are 92 days left in the year.

1864 — 150 years ago: The ARGUS Boys are very anxious to attend the great Democratic mass meeting tomorrow and we shall therefore, print no paper on the day.
1889 — 125 years ago: H.J. Lowery resigned from his position as manager at the Harper House.
1914 — 100 years ago: Curtis & Simonson was the name of a new legal partnership formed by two younger members of the Rock Island County Bar. Hugh Cyrtis and Devore Simonson..
1939 — 75 years ago: Harry Grell, deputy county clerk was named county recorder to fill the vacancy caused by a resignation.
1964 — 50 years ago: A new world wide reader insurance service program offering around the clock accident protection for Argus subscribers and their families is announced today.
1989 — 25 years ago: Tomato plant and other sensitive greenery may have had a hard time surviving overnight as temperatures neared the freezing point.

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