Chuckles for June 2008

June 02
Q. What country did candy come from?
A. Sweeten!

June 04
Q. What do you call an underwater spy?
A. James Pond!

June 09
Q. How do you get a frog off your car's back window?
A. Turn on the rear defrogger!

June 16
Q. What goes "Ha, ha, ha...clunk?"
A. People laughing their heads off!

June 18
Q. What do you give a pig with a rash?
A. Oinkment!

June 19
Q. What do you get when you cross a FedEx driver with a UPS driver?
A. Fed UP!

June 23
Q. How can you tell if a tree is a Dagwood tree?
A. By it's bark!

June 26
Q. Whats' a cheerleader's favorite color?
A. Yeller!

June 30
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A bull-dozer!

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1864 -- 150 years ago: The female sex seems to have gone crazy on the subject of dry goods. When high prices keep them from increasing their wardrobes, they turn to stealing. Yard goods, hats, shoes and other items are being picked up and carried home.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Members of Everts Commandery No. 18, Knights Templar, under Commander H.C. Cleaveland, marched from the Masonic Temple to Trinity Episcopal Church for their annual Easter services.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Nate Hultgren pitched the Augustana College baseball team to a 10-3 victory over Carthage, striking out 11 men and allowing only four hits.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Marvel Leonhardi, a Rock Island High School senior, was the winner of an essay contest on advertising sponsored by The Argus and Advertising Age, a national advertising publication.
1964 -- 50 years ago: The Augustana College band drew a crowd of 1,200 people for its annual home concert in Centennial Hall. The size of the crowd was indicative of the fact the band is rapidly approaching the stature of the Augustana Choir.
1989 -- 25 years ago: A benefit to raise money for extracurricular activities in the Rock Island Milan School District will be April 27 at the Quad City Downs harness race track. People buying $17.50 tickets to the second annual "Night at the Quad City Downs" will be entitled to an evening of harness racing and dinner.

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