Chuckles for June 2008



June 02
Q. What country did candy come from?
A. Sweeten!
--kids.yahoo.com

June 04
Q. What do you call an underwater spy?
A. James Pond!
--kids.yahoo.com

June 09
Q. How do you get a frog off your car's back window?
A. Turn on the rear defrogger!
--kids.yahoo.com

June 16
Q. What goes "Ha, ha, ha...clunk?"
A. People laughing their heads off!
--kids.yahoo.com

June 18
Q. What do you give a pig with a rash?
A. Oinkment!
--kids.yahoo.com

June 19
Q. What do you get when you cross a FedEx driver with a UPS driver?
A. Fed UP!
--kids.yahoo.com

June 23
Q. How can you tell if a tree is a Dagwood tree?
A. By it's bark!
--kids.yahoo.com

June 26
Q. Whats' a cheerleader's favorite color?
A. Yeller!
--kids.yahoo.com

June 30
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A bull-dozer!
--kids.yahoo.com

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  Today is Monday, July 28, the 209th day of 2014. There are 156 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: Port Byron passengers and mails will be transported by the Sterling and Rock Island railroad.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The congregation of the First Methodist church worshiped in Harper's theater, where construction work is being done at the church site.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Three-eye baseball for Moline was assured the Danville Franchise will be transferred to the Plow city.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Roseville Methodist Church is observing its 100th anniversary.
1964 -- 50 years ago: The last remaining unfinished portion of Interstate 80 between the Quad-Cities and Joliet will be opened to traffic by Aug 12.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Of all the highlights of the last 12 years, this is the greatest of all, said Dennis Hitchcock, producer director of Circa '21 Dinner Playhouse, as he torched the mortgage, clearing a $220,000 loan financing the downtown Rock Island theater's beginnings in 1977.




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