Chuckles for June 2008

June 02
Q. What country did candy come from?
A. Sweeten!

June 04
Q. What do you call an underwater spy?
A. James Pond!

June 09
Q. How do you get a frog off your car's back window?
A. Turn on the rear defrogger!

June 16
Q. What goes "Ha, ha, ha...clunk?"
A. People laughing their heads off!

June 18
Q. What do you give a pig with a rash?
A. Oinkment!

June 19
Q. What do you get when you cross a FedEx driver with a UPS driver?
A. Fed UP!

June 23
Q. How can you tell if a tree is a Dagwood tree?
A. By it's bark!

June 26
Q. Whats' a cheerleader's favorite color?
A. Yeller!

June 30
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A bull-dozer!

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1864 — 150 years ago: Some persons are negotiating for 80 feet of ground on Illinois Street with a view of erecting four stores thereon. It would serve a better purpose if the money was invested in neat tenement houses.
1889 — 125 years ago: The Central station, car house and stables of the Moline-Rock Island Horse Railway line of the Holmes syndicate, together with 15 cars and 42 head of horses, were destroyed by fire. The loss was at $15,000.
1914 — 100 years ago: Vera Cruz, Mexico, after a day and night of resistance to American forces, gradually ceased opposition. The American forces took complete control of the city.
1939 — 75 years ago: Dr. R. Bruce Collins was reelected for a second term as president of the Lower Rock Island County Tuberculosis Association.
1964 — 50 years ago: Work is scheduled to begin this summer on construction of a new men's residence complex and an addition to the dining facilities at Westerlin Hall at Augustana College.
1989 — 25 years ago: Special Olympics competitors were triple winners at Rock Island High School Saturday. The participants vanquished the rain that fell during the competition, and some won their events; but most important, they triumphed over their own disabilities.

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