Chuckles for March 2008



March 03
What's the best thing to put in a pie? A fork!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 04
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 06
What did the banana say to the doctor? I'm not peeling very well!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 11
What did the dentist giue the marching band? A tuba toothpaste!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 13
Why don't you do math in the jungle? Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 14
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub? Bubble-07!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 17
What do you call a donkey that's cold? A brrrrrr-o!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 19
What kind of coffee do vampires drink? De-coffin-ated!!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 21
Why did the kid start a gardening service? Because he wanted to rake in some cash!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 24
How do you get a frog off your car's back window? Turn on the rear defrogger!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 26
What kind of critters do Secret Agents like? Spy-ders!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 27
What weighs six tons and wears glass slippers? Cinder-elepant!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 31
Why couldn't the young girl watch the Pirate movie? Because it was rated Arhhh!
--kids.yahoo.com

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  Today is Sunday, July 27, the 208th day of 2014. There are 157 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: The Rock Island Paper Mill is now operating. It is an establishment which our people ought to encourage by saving all rags for the mill, where you can get cash and the highest prices for them.
1889 -- 125 years ago: E. W. Robinson purchased from J.T. Miller the livery stable on the triangle south of Market Square.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Henry Kramer was elected president of the Tri-City Typothetae Franklin Club, which took the place of the Tri-City Ben Franklin Club.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Mrs. Floyd Furh, Illinois City, was first-place winner in the second annual Gov. Horner Farm floral contest.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Nearly 4,000 people are expected to attend weekend sessions of the Jehovah's Witnesses Assembly being held at the Masonic Temple.
1989 -- 25 years ago: The B-29 Super-Fortress bomber is impressive looking, and it did the job during World War II. Its claim to fame is dropping the atomic bombs in Japan to end the war. Only one B-29 is operational in the world today. It is on display at the Quad City Airport in Moline until Friday.






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