Chuckles for March 2008



March 03
What's the best thing to put in a pie? A fork!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 04
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 06
What did the banana say to the doctor? I'm not peeling very well!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 11
What did the dentist giue the marching band? A tuba toothpaste!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 13
Why don't you do math in the jungle? Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 14
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub? Bubble-07!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 17
What do you call a donkey that's cold? A brrrrrr-o!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 19
What kind of coffee do vampires drink? De-coffin-ated!!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 21
Why did the kid start a gardening service? Because he wanted to rake in some cash!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 24
How do you get a frog off your car's back window? Turn on the rear defrogger!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 26
What kind of critters do Secret Agents like? Spy-ders!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 27
What weighs six tons and wears glass slippers? Cinder-elepant!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 31
Why couldn't the young girl watch the Pirate movie? Because it was rated Arhhh!
--kids.yahoo.com

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  Today is Friday, May 24, the 144th day of 2013. There are 221 days left in the year.
1863 -- 150 years ago: A military escort will be at the square at 9 a.m. tomorrow forthe funeral of Lieut. Joseph Eaton. The county judge is absent in Chicago, which willaccount for his not being in the procession.
1888 -- 125 years ago: Rock Island's City Council last night appropriated $95,000 forexpenses for the 1888 and 1889 fiscal year.
1913 -- 100 years ago: Mrs. F.W. Reimers last night was re-elected president of the RockIsland Musical Club at a meeting in the New Harper Hotel.
1938 -- 75 years ago: Seven members of Boy Scout Troop 21 got their Eagle badges lastnight. They were Ralph Hurt, Robert Nelson, Howard Schersten, Cecil Nelson, RobertFryxell, Clarence Stone and Rollin Hurt.
1963 -- 50 years ago: Mayor Morris Muhleman has resorted to a form letter in an effort toanswer objections to the wheel tax increase. "It was my hope that I could, in some way,restore the faith of the citizens in our city. In order to do this I knew I must face the factthat I would become very unpopular."All they are trying to do is protect the citizensproperty and build their town.
1988 -- 25 years ago: RICCA, the Rock Island County Council on Addictions, inconjunction with the Quad City Downs, will hold its annual "Night at the Races" June 2.The benefit "Night at the Races" will raise funds locally to assist in maintaining the twohalfway houses, New Hope Lodge (for women) and Beacon House (for men).




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