Chuckles for March 2008



March 03
What's the best thing to put in a pie? A fork!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 04
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 06
What did the banana say to the doctor? I'm not peeling very well!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 11
What did the dentist giue the marching band? A tuba toothpaste!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 13
Why don't you do math in the jungle? Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 14
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub? Bubble-07!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 17
What do you call a donkey that's cold? A brrrrrr-o!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 19
What kind of coffee do vampires drink? De-coffin-ated!!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 21
Why did the kid start a gardening service? Because he wanted to rake in some cash!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 24
How do you get a frog off your car's back window? Turn on the rear defrogger!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 26
What kind of critters do Secret Agents like? Spy-ders!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 27
What weighs six tons and wears glass slippers? Cinder-elepant!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 31
Why couldn't the young girl watch the Pirate movie? Because it was rated Arhhh!
--kids.yahoo.com

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  Today is Friday, Sept. 19, the 262nd day of 2014. There are 103 days left in the year.
1864 -- 150 years ago: Charles M. Osborn of this city, a lawyer of prominence, who voted for Lincoln in 1860 is now out strong for McClellan and will take the stump for him.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The George Fleming company had begun its dried fruit packing in a branch plant on 16th Street, Rock Island, employing nearly a hundred workers.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The cornerstone of the new Eagles home was laid. Building committee members were John Kobeman, Fred Ehmke and Frank Wich.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Former Kaiser Wilhelm, in exile, is sad as the Nazis march with communists.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Ninety-two members of the acappella choir at Davenport's West High School today accepted an invitation to perform at the New York World's Fair on June 13, 1965.
1989 -- 25 years ago: A Rock Island woman is one of 50 winners of $10,000 in cash in the Illinois State Lottery's "Celebration "89" instant ticket game. Dawn Loeffler was the third winner to be chosen through daily drawings that began Aug. 28 and will run 50 consecutive days.






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