Chuckles for March 2008
March 03
What's the best thing to put in a pie? A fork! --kids.yahoo.com
March 04
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares! --kids.yahoo.com
March 06
What did the banana say to the doctor? I'm not peeling very well! --kids.yahoo.com
March 11
What did the dentist giue the marching band? A tuba toothpaste! --kids.yahoo.com
March 13
Why don't you do math in the jungle? Because if you add 4+4 you get ate! --kids.yahoo.com
March 14
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub? Bubble-07! --kids.yahoo.com
March 17
What do you call a donkey that's cold? A brrrrrr-o! --kids.yahoo.com
March 19
What kind of coffee do vampires drink? De-coffin-ated!! --kids.yahoo.com
March 21
Why did the kid start a gardening service? Because he wanted to rake in some cash! --kids.yahoo.com
March 24
How do you get a frog off your car's back window? Turn on the rear defrogger! --kids.yahoo.com
March 26
What kind of critters do Secret Agents like? Spy-ders! --kids.yahoo.com
March 27
What weighs six tons and wears glass slippers? Cinder-elepant! --kids.yahoo.com
March 31
Why couldn't the young girl watch the Pirate movie? Because it was rated Arhhh! --kids.yahoo.com
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