Chuckles for March 2008



March 03
What's the best thing to put in a pie? A fork!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 04
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 06
What did the banana say to the doctor? I'm not peeling very well!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 11
What did the dentist giue the marching band? A tuba toothpaste!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 13
Why don't you do math in the jungle? Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 14
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub? Bubble-07!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 17
What do you call a donkey that's cold? A brrrrrr-o!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 19
What kind of coffee do vampires drink? De-coffin-ated!!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 21
Why did the kid start a gardening service? Because he wanted to rake in some cash!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 24
How do you get a frog off your car's back window? Turn on the rear defrogger!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 26
What kind of critters do Secret Agents like? Spy-ders!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 27
What weighs six tons and wears glass slippers? Cinder-elepant!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 31
Why couldn't the young girl watch the Pirate movie? Because it was rated Arhhh!
--kids.yahoo.com

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  Today is Wednesday, Oct. 1, the 274th day of 2014. There are 91 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: It is rumored in the streets that the 13 negroes sent to Quincy on the Moline quota were refused. We think this must be a mistake.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Harvey McKenna, of Detroit, billiard player matched to play Wizard Schafer in New York in January for the world championship, was a professional friend and manager, Billy Catton in Rock Island.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Levi Cralle, former Rock Island county sheriff, had come from his farm near Mitchell, S.D. to visit friends in the city.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Work is being rushed on the new high school building in Orion to replace the one destroyed by fire last winter. Classes are being held in churches.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Rehearsals for the 84th season of the Handel Oratorio Society chorus will begin at 7:30 p.m. Monday on the stage of Centennial Hall, Augustana College.
1989 -- 25 years ago: The Rock Island City Council's plan announced this week to have the federal government vacate Valley Homes public housing and move residents to Arsenal Courts to reduce density may not be feasible.






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