Chuckles for March 2008



March 03
What's the best thing to put in a pie? A fork!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 04
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 06
What did the banana say to the doctor? I'm not peeling very well!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 11
What did the dentist giue the marching band? A tuba toothpaste!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 13
Why don't you do math in the jungle? Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 14
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub? Bubble-07!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 17
What do you call a donkey that's cold? A brrrrrr-o!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 19
What kind of coffee do vampires drink? De-coffin-ated!!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 21
Why did the kid start a gardening service? Because he wanted to rake in some cash!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 24
How do you get a frog off your car's back window? Turn on the rear defrogger!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 26
What kind of critters do Secret Agents like? Spy-ders!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 27
What weighs six tons and wears glass slippers? Cinder-elepant!
--kids.yahoo.com

March 31
Why couldn't the young girl watch the Pirate movie? Because it was rated Arhhh!
--kids.yahoo.com

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  Today is Tuesday, July 29, the 210th day of 2014. There are 155 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: Col. H.F. Sickless informs us that there will be new organization of troops in this state under the call for more men.
1889 -- 125 years ago: James Normoyle arrived home after graduating from West Point with honors in the class of 1889. He was to report to Fort Brady, Mich., as second lieutenant in the 23rd Infantry.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Austria Hungary declared war on Serbia. Germany and Austria refused an invitation of Sir Edward Grey to join Great Britain at a mediation conference.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Dr. William Mayo, the last of the three famous Mayo brother surgeons, died at the age of 78.
1964 -- 50 years ago: One of the biggest horse shows of the season was held yesterday at Hillandale Arena on Knoxville Road under the sponsorship of the Illowa Horsemen's Club.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Davenport is like a gigantic carnival this weekend with the Bix Arts Fest taking over 12 square blocks of the downtown area. A festive atmosphere prevailed Friday as thousands of people turned out to sample what the Arts Fest has to offer.








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