Chuckles for February 2008



February 01
Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.

February 04
What do you call an exploding monkey? A baBOOM!

February 07
What are twins' favorite fruits? Pears!
--kids.yahoo.com/jokes

February 11
What do you call a sick elephant? An ill-ephant
--kids.yahoo.com/jokes

February 13
What did one eye say to the other eye? "Between you and me, something smells!"
--kids.yahoo.com/jokes

February 14
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day!
--jokes.net

February 18
How does the Eskimo mend his house? With iglue!
--kids.yahoo.com

February 19
What did the boy Octopus say to the girl Octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
--kids.yahoo.com

February 21
How do skunks call their friends? On their smell phones!
--kids.yahoo.com

February 26
How did the Egyptian boy catch the flu? He caught it from his mummy!
--kids.yahoo.com

February 27
What happens when dogs come in from the snow? They become slush puppies!
--kids.yahoo.com

February 28
What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night? A Nightmare!
--kids.yahoo.com

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