Chuckles for February 2008
February 01
Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
February 04
What do you call an exploding monkey? A baBOOM!
February 07
What are twins' favorite fruits? Pears! --kids.yahoo.com/jokes
February 11
What do you call a sick elephant? An ill-ephant --kids.yahoo.com/jokes
February 13
What did one eye say to the other eye? "Between you and me, something smells!" --kids.yahoo.com/jokes
February 14
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day! --jokes.net
February 18
How does the Eskimo mend his house? With iglue! --kids.yahoo.com
February 19
What did the boy Octopus say to the girl Octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand? --kids.yahoo.com
February 21
How do skunks call their friends? On their smell phones! --kids.yahoo.com
February 26
How did the Egyptian boy catch the flu? He caught it from his mummy! --kids.yahoo.com
February 27
What happens when dogs come in from the snow? They become slush puppies! --kids.yahoo.com
February 28
What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night? A Nightmare! --kids.yahoo.com
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