Chuckles for February 2008
Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
What do you call an exploding monkey? A baBOOM!
What are twins' favorite fruits? Pears!
What do you call a sick elephant? An ill-ephant
What did one eye say to the other eye? "Between you and me, something smells!"
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day!
How does the Eskimo mend his house? With iglue!
What did the boy Octopus say to the girl Octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
How do skunks call their friends? On their smell phones!
How did the Egyptian boy catch the flu? He caught it from his mummy!
What happens when dogs come in from the snow? They become slush puppies!
What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night? A Nightmare!
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