GIRLS' STATE TRACK AND FIELD UPDATES

Chuckles for February 2008



February 01
Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.

February 04
What do you call an exploding monkey? A baBOOM!

February 07
What are twins' favorite fruits? Pears!
--kids.yahoo.com/jokes

February 11
What do you call a sick elephant? An ill-ephant
--kids.yahoo.com/jokes

February 13
What did one eye say to the other eye? "Between you and me, something smells!"
--kids.yahoo.com/jokes

February 14
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day!
--jokes.net

February 18
How does the Eskimo mend his house? With iglue!
--kids.yahoo.com

February 19
What did the boy Octopus say to the girl Octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
--kids.yahoo.com

February 21
How do skunks call their friends? On their smell phones!
--kids.yahoo.com

February 26
How did the Egyptian boy catch the flu? He caught it from his mummy!
--kids.yahoo.com

February 27
What happens when dogs come in from the snow? They become slush puppies!
--kids.yahoo.com

February 28
What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night? A Nightmare!
--kids.yahoo.com

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  Today is Sunday, May 19, the 139th day of 2013. There are 226 days left in the year.
1863 -- 150 years ago: The Rt. Rev. Harry I. Witherspoon, D.D. Bishop of Illinois, willpreach in Trinity (Episcopal) Church, in this city this evening.
1888 -- 125 years ago: At 1 o'clock yesterday afternoon the Mississippi River flooded itsbanks at Rock Island, destroying the warehouse of the Rock Island Lumber companyand damaging the Lumber Company and arsenal power plant. Total loss isestimated at $100.000.
1913 -- 100 years ago: Residents of South Rock Island township are circulating a petitionfavoring the annexation of that area to the city of Rock Island.
1938 -- 75 years ago: Mrs. Thomas Ackles, of Rock Island, has been elected president ofthe Playcrafters for the next season. She succeeds Warren Leonard.
1963 -- 50 years ago: Some 8,000 people filed through the gates of Rock Island Arsenal on Saturday to view a display of a part of the nation's armed strength. The occasion was theannual observance of Armed Forces Day.
1988 -- 25 years ago: Willis Kuschmann, of Moline, who already has won his laurels as oneof the most artistic men in the Quad-Cities area, has a new hobby. He is deeply involvedin miniature railroading. At the age of 88, when many other seniors are dozing in theirchairs or sitting before the television, Mr. Kuschmann is planning and working on hiscollection.




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