Chuckles for January 2008
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was too chicken.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
A couple of zoologists decided to give a lion a cell phone in order to keep track of his whereabouts. Unfortunately, whenever they tried to call, the lion was busy!
What do you get when you put a fish and an elephant together?
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
To win the nobell prize.
What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
What goes hahaha, plop? Someone laughing their head off! --azkidsnet.com
What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!
When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had kids, who would be the biggest of the three? The baby, because he's a little Bigger!
"If you're going to work here young man, " said the boss, "the number two thing you must learn is that we are very keen on cleanliness in this firm." "Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?" "Oh, yes, sir." responded the young man. "And another thing the number one thing we are very keen on is truthfulness. There is no mat." said the boss.
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