Chuckles for December 2007
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither! Candles always burn shorter!
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Neither! He had low elf esteem.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
Santa walking backwards!
What carol is heard in the dessert?
Camel ye fathful!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
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