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Chuckles for December 2007



December 03
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws!

December 04
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!

December 06
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle!

December 07
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither! Candles always burn shorter!

December 10
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Neither! He had low elf esteem.

December 11
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!

December 12
What do you call an old snowman?
Water!

December 13
What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

December 18
What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
Santa walking backwards!

December 19
What carol is heard in the dessert?
Camel ye fathful!

December 20
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitus!

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  Today is Sunday, May 19, the 139th day of 2013. There are 226 days left in the year.
1863 -- 150 years ago: The Rt. Rev. Harry I. Witherspoon, D.D. Bishop of Illinois, willpreach in Trinity (Episcopal) Church, in this city this evening.
1888 -- 125 years ago: At 1 o'clock yesterday afternoon the Mississippi River flooded itsbanks at Rock Island, destroying the warehouse of the Rock Island Lumber companyand damaging the Lumber Company and arsenal power plant. Total loss isestimated at $100.000.
1913 -- 100 years ago: Residents of South Rock Island township are circulating a petitionfavoring the annexation of that area to the city of Rock Island.
1938 -- 75 years ago: Mrs. Thomas Ackles, of Rock Island, has been elected president ofthe Playcrafters for the next season. She succeeds Warren Leonard.
1963 -- 50 years ago: Some 8,000 people filed through the gates of Rock Island Arsenal on Saturday to view a display of a part of the nation's armed strength. The occasion was theannual observance of Armed Forces Day.
1988 -- 25 years ago: Willis Kuschmann, of Moline, who already has won his laurels as oneof the most artistic men in the Quad-Cities area, has a new hobby. He is deeply involvedin miniature railroading. At the age of 88, when many other seniors are dozing in theirchairs or sitting before the television, Mr. Kuschmann is planning and working on hiscollection.




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