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Chuckles for November 2007



November 01
Q. Where do ghost go for fun?
A. To the boo-vies.

November 02
Q. What kind of gum do ghosts chew?
A. Boo Boo Gum.

November 05
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such fowl language.

November 06
Q: How do you make gold soup?
A: Just throw in fourteen carrots. (carats)

November 07
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

November 08
Q: Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?
A: Because they couldn't get the moose in the oven!

November 09
Q: What’s blue and covered with feathers?
A: A turkey holding its breath!

November 12
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

November 13
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.
--G. Gordon Liddy

November 14
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
--Andy Gibb

November 15
Which hand should you use to stir tea?
(Neither... it's better to use a spoon.)

November 19
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY

November 26
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet

November 27
What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night

November 28
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe.

November 29
What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
I'll have a boo Christmas without you.

November 30
What kind of bird can write?
A Pen-guin

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  Today is Saturday, Aug. 30, the 242nd day of 2014. There are 123 days left in the year.

1864 — 150 years ago: A large pair of elk, captured in Iowa, were exhibited in Market Square today.
1889 — 125 years ago: The Rock Island Arsenal dam was being constructed under the supervision of Charles Frances, of Lowell, Mass.
1914 — 100 years ago: Mrs. Frank Mixer, of Rock Island, was the winner of the final preliminary for the women's handicap golf cup at Rock Island arsenal links.
1939 — 75 years ago: Sixteen hundred persons — many from war-fearful Europe — arrived in New York aboard the German liner Bremen. For two days on the trip, passengers were cut off from the world with both incoming and outgoing radio messages banned.
1964 — 50 years ago: Police reported five youths have been involved in the theft of about seven cars in recent weeks. Three of the youths were arrested Saturday afternoon, one was in custody as the result of a previous arrest, and the fifth is expected to be arrested today.
1989 — 25 years ago: The Rock Island/Milan School Board is asking the city to tear down Franklin School and allow the school district to pay back the estimated $100,00 cost during 10 years.






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