Chuckles for November 2007
Q. Where do ghost go for fun?
A. To the boo-vies.
Q. What kind of gum do ghosts chew?
A. Boo Boo Gum.
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such fowl language.
Q: How do you make gold soup?
A: Just throw in fourteen carrots. (carats)
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?
A: Because they couldn't get the moose in the oven!
Q: What’s blue and covered with feathers?
A: A turkey holding its breath!
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.
--G. Gordon Liddy
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
Which hand should you use to stir tea?
(Neither... it's better to use a spoon.)
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
What do elves learn in school?
What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe.
What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
I'll have a boo Christmas without you.
What kind of bird can write?
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