Chuckles for September 2007
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
A couple of zoologists decided to give a lion a cell phone in order to keep track of his whereabouts. Unfortunately, whenever they tried to call, the lion was busy!
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
What is a forum? (A two-um plus a two-um)
When two angels meet, what do they say to each other ?
Q. What do you call a very popular perfume?
A. A best smeller.
The things we know best are the things we haven't been taught.
--Marquis de Vauvenargues
How can you drop an egg four feet without breaking it? (Drop it from five feet. It won't break during the first four feet.)
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
--Malcolm Forbes (1919 - 1990)
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