Chuckles for August 2007
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
--Rita Mae Brown
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
--Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
--Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.
--John Singer Sargent (1856 - 1925)
Why are frogs so happy? They eat watever bugs them!
Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?
-- Kelvin Throop III
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
--Farmers' Almanac, 1978
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
--Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.
Did you hear about the mattress tester who was fired? He stayed awake on the job.
What does a pig use to write with? (A pigpen.)
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