Chuckles for July 2007
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
--Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
--Will Durant (1885 - 1981)
It is not a bad idea to get in the habit of writing down one's thoughts. It saves one having to bother anyone else with them.
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
--Don Marquis (1878 - 1937)
The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.
--Henry J. Tillman
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
--Jack Benny (1894 - 1974)
Laughter is inner jogging.
--Norman Cousins (1915 - 1990)
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.
--Michel de Montaigne (1533 - 1592)
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