Chuckles for December 2006



December 04
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I'll never part with it!
--theholidayspot.com

December 05
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
”Horn”-aments!
--theholidayspot.com

December 06
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D"!
--theholidayspot.com

December 07
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
--theholidayspot.com

December 08
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
Chick to chick!
--theholidayspot.com

December 11
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
”Horn”-aments!
--theholidayspot.com

December 12
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
--theholidayspot.com

December 13
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus!
--theholidayspot.com

December 14
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
”Rude”-olph!
--theholidayspot.com

December 18
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!
--theholidayspot.com

December 19
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
--humormatters.com

December 20
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

December 21
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!

December 27
What is a cow's favorite holiday?
Moo Years Day!!
--jokesbykids.com

December 28
What is a bee's favorite snack?
Sting cheese!
--jokesbykids.com

December 29
Pearl: When the clock struck 12 last night, I said to myself, "Pearl, everything is coming your way!" Earl: That's a great way to start the New Year! What did you do after that? Pearl: I quickly pulled into the correct lane!
--jokesbykids.com

December 29
What do spiders do for fun on the computer?
They surf the web!
--jokesbykids.com

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  Today is Friday, Aug. 22, the 234th day of 2014. There are 131 days left in the year.
1864 -- 150 years ago: The ferry boat, Rock Island, having been put in good order at the boat yard is now making her regular trips, much to the gratification of those who have to cross the river.
1889 -- 125 years ago: W.J. Gamble, for many years superintendent of the Moline & Rock Island railway, leased the Fourth Avenue Hotel and renovated and refurnished it throughout.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Pending the building of new public schools or additions to the present ones to provide adequate room for all the children, the board of education decided that pupils younger than 6 years old would not be accepted in Rock Island schools.
1939 -- 75 years ago: The fifth annual New Windsor Fair and Horse show, which has been delayed for two days because of unfavorable weather, got off to a new start last night. The parade was held this morning.
1964 -- 50 years ago: The Rock Island County Fair and Rodeo will celebrate its silver anniversary this year. The fair opens Tuesday and will run through Saturday and offers entertainment and activity for young and old.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Earl Hanson School, Rock Island, joins the Program to Assist Latch Key Student, which aids working parents. PALS is a before and after school program for grades 1-6 in certain Rock Island public and private schools.




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