Chuckles for November 2006
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Q. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A. If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their AGE!
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.--Author Unknown
When asked to write a paper on what he was thankful for on Thanksgiving little Timmy wrote:
I'm thankful that I'm not a turkey!
Teacher: "Why did the Pilgrims sail to America?"
Student: "Maybe they missed their plane."
Q. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
A. I'll tell you next week...
He who laughs, lasts!
--Mary Pettibone Poole
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
--Mary Wilson Little
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
--Dave Barry (1947 - )
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!
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