Chuckles for October 2006
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
--Laurence J. Peter
Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.
--Thomas A. Edison
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
The future ain't what it used to be.
--Yogi Berra (1925 - )
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope...
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley?
I'm bone to be wild.
What is a ghost's favorite oatmeal?
SCREAM of Wheat.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
"Don't spook until you're spooken to."
What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I'd like a beer and a mop!
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