Chuckles for October 2006
October 02
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it. --Laurence J. Peter
October 03
Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work. --Thomas A. Edison
October 09
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving? Fasten your sheet belts...
October 10
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich...
October 13
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. --Wendell Johnson
October 16
The future ain't what it used to be. --Yogi Berra (1925 - )
October 17
Why do vampires need mouthwash? They have bat breath... --theholidayspot.com
October 18
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They're so wrapped up in themselves. --theholidayspot.com
October 19
What is a vampire's favorite sport? Casketball... --theholidayspot.com
October 23
What do birds give out on Halloween night? Tweets... --theholidayspot.com
October 24
How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope...
October 25
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend! --halloween.com
October 26
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley? I'm bone to be wild. corsinet.com
October 27
What is a ghost's favorite oatmeal? SCREAM of Wheat. corsinet.com
October 30
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost? "Don't spook until you're spooken to." --corsinet.com
October 31
What did the skeleton say to the bartender? I'd like a beer and a mop! --corsinet.com
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