Chuckles for April 2006
April 03
Signs that you are no longer a kid (or even close)...
You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
--jokesgalore.com
April 04
Q. What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
A hole!
--jokesgalore.com
April 05
Fast Food Fun
When they ask if that will be all tell them to hold on, your dog won't make up his mind.
--jokesgalore.com
April 05
Fast Food Fun
When they ask if that will be all tell them to hold on, your dog won't make up his mind.
--jokesgalore.com
April 05
Fast Food Fun (Drive-up)
When they ask if that will be all tell them to hold on, your dog won't make up his mind.
--jokesgalore.com
April 06
Bored Beyond Belief
Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
--jokesgalore.com
April 07
Lessons In Logic
Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect so why practice?
--jokesgalore.com
April 10
Bad Day When...
Your income tax check bounces.
--jokesgalore.com
April 12
Things I learned from the movies
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
--jokesgalore.com
April 13
Things I learned from the movies
One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them than 20 men firing at 1 man.
--aaaugh.com
April 14
Things I learned from the movies...
An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
--aaaugh.com
April 17
Things I learned from the movies...
Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
--aaaugh.com
April 17
Things I learned from the movies...
Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
--aaaugh.com
April 17
Q. Why was the broom late?
A. It over swept!
--lotsofjokes.com
April 18
Take a sock puppet to dinner with you. When the waiter comes to ask you what you want, consult the sock. When the check comes argue with the sock loud enough so everyone can hear you about who will pay the bill, throw him down and say "Fine you pay!" then leave.
--lotsofjokes.com
April 18
Good Comebacks...
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
--lotsofjokes.com
April 19
Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
--lotsofjokes.com
April 20
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
--lotsofjokes.com
April 21
Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
--lotsofjokes.com
April 24
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
--lotsofjokes.com
April 25
Ain't Young When...
People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"
--lotsofjokes.com
April 26
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
--lotsofjokes.com
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