Chuckles for September 2005
September 01
Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital? A. To get a tweetment. --lotsofjokes.com
September 02
Q. What has four wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck! --lotsofjokes.com
September 06
Q. Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book? A. Because he wasn't very hungry. --lotsofjokes.com
September 07
Q. What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it? A. Post Office! --lotsofjokes.com
September 08
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 789! --lotsofjokes.com
September 09
Q. What is the center of gravity? A. The letter V! --lotsofjokes.com
September 12
Q. What do cats eat for breakfast? A. Mice Crispies! --lotsofjokes.com
September 13
KNOCK KNOCK Who's There? Rita Rita who? Rita book, you might learn something! --lotsofjokes.com
September 15
Q. If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest of the three? A. The baby, because he's a little Bigger! --lotsofjokes.com
September 16
Q. How do you double the value of a Geo Metro? A. Fill it with gas. --lotsofjokes.com
September 19
KNOCK KNOCK Who's There? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry! --lotsofjokes.com
September 20
You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. --lotsofjokes.com
September 20
You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. --lotsofjokes.com
September 20
You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. --lotsofjokes.com
September 20
You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. --lotsofjokes.com
September 21
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood. --lotsofjokes.com
September 22
Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk... "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." --lotsofjokes.com
September 23
You know you are addicted to coffee if... Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. --lotsofjokes.com
September 26
Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors? A. Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan. --lotsofjokes.com
September 26
Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors? A. Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan. --lotsofjokes.com
September 26
Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors? A. Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan. --lotsofjokes.com
September 27
Q. Why do birds fly south for the winter? A. Its easier than walking! --lotsofjokes.com
September 28
You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. --lotsofjokes.com
September 29
Why do they give you a watch when you retire when it's the first time in your life you really don't care what time it is? --lotsofjokes.com
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