Chuckles for August 2005
August 01
Q. What dog keeps the best time? A. A watch dog. --lotsofjokes.com
August 02
Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other? A. They don't have the guts. --lotsofjokes.com
August 03
OK, so what's the speed of dark? --lotsofjokes.com
August 05
Q. What did the water say to the boat? A. Nothing, it just waved. --lotsofjokes.com
August 08
Q. Q. What do you get from a pampered cow? A. Spoiled milk. --lotsofjokes.com
August 09
Q. Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! --lotsofjokes.com
August 09
Q. Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! --lotsofjokes.com
August 09
Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! --lotsofjokes.com
August 10
Q. Why did the tomato turn red? A. It saw the salad dressing! --lotsofjokes.com
August 11
Q. You know you're really broke when... A. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" --lotsofjokes.com
August 11
You know you're really broke when... American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" --lotsofjokes.com
August 12
You know you're really broke when... Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul --lotsofjokes.com
August 15
Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? A. It let out a little wine! --lotsofjokes.com
August 16
Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff. --lotsofjokes.com
August 17
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance. --lotsofjokes.com
August 18
Cynic's Guide to Life... Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. --lotsofjokes.com
August 19
Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh. --lotsofjokes.com
August 22
Police Quotes "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." --"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." --lotsofjokes.com
August 22
Police Quotes: "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." --lotsofjokes.com
August 23
Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A. Every morning you'll rise and shine! --lotsofjokes.com
August 24
You know you are addicted to coffee if... You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. --lotsofjokes.com
August 25
Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills! --lotsofjokes.com
August 26
Q. What do you do with a blue whale? A. Try to cheer him up! --lotsofjokes.com
August 29
Q. Why don't mountains get cold in the winter? A. They wear snow caps. --lotsofjokes.com
August 30
Q. What did the painter say to the wall? A. One more crack like that and I'll plaster you! --lotsofjokes.com
August 31
Q. What did the judge say to the dentist? A. Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. --lotsofjokes.com
August 31
Q. What did the judge say to the dentist? A. Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. --lotsofjokes.com
August 31
Q. What did the judge say to the dentist? A. Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. --lotsofjokes.com
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