Chuckles for March 2005
March 01
Q. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? A. Dam!
March 02
Q. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? A. Quattro Sinko..
March 03
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. Joan Rivers (1935 - )
March 04
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. Granville Hicks (1901 - 1982)
March 07
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. --Bill Watterson (1958 - )
March 14
If you cannot convince them, confuse them. --Harry S Truman (1884-1972)
March 15
Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A. He was having a bad hare day!
March 16
Q. What do you call a duck who plays basketball? A. A slam duck.
March 17
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. -- Leo J. Burke
March 21
Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? A. It has four rabbits' feet
March 22
Q. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? A. Eggs (X) marks the spot.
March 23
Q. How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat? A. With a hare-brush!
March 24
Q. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? A. Join the Hare Force.
March 28
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. -- Russell Baker
March 29
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him. --Galileo Galilei
March 29
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him. --Galileo Galilei
March 30
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. --ahajokes.com
March 31
Q. How can you get four suits for a dollar? A. Buy a deck of cards.
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