Chuckles for September 2004
September 01
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, until you lose. --ahajokes.com
September 02
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. -- Saint Augustine
September 07
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. --Laurence J. Peter
September 08
Is there life before coffee? --ahajokes.com
September 09
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. -- Unknown
September 10
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch. -- Orson Welles (1915-1985)
September 13
Four-wheel-drive just means getting stuck in more inaccessible places. --ahajokes.com
September 14
If flattery gets you nowhere, try bribery. --ahajokes.com
September 15
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture. -- Jacquelyn Mitchard
September 16
Lack of money is the root of all evil. George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
September 17
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry. -- George Ade
September 17
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to. -- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
September 20
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much! --ahajokes.com
September 21
Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb at. --ahajokes.com
September 22
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces. -- Maureen Murphy
September 23
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. -- Russell Baker (1925 - )
September 24
A waist is a terrible thing to mind. -- Jane Caminos
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