Chuckles for November 2001



November 01
What would you get if you crossed a dog with a famous phantom? The Phantom of the Slobbera! www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/

November 01
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face. "What the heck did you do that for!?!" the man screams. "Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?" The man says, "No I don't, you IDIOT... But my wife out in the car still does!" www.jokesgalore.com

November 02
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah? A dog that chases cars - and catches them!! www.kidsjokes.co.uk/

November 06
"Write a wise saying, and your name will live forever" --Anonymous--

November 08
What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla? An animal that puts you out a night! www.kidsjokes.co.uk

November 13
What's a frogs favourite game in winter ? Ice hoppy! www.kidsjokes.co.uk

November 14
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked: "What happened to the flea?" oneliners-and-proverbs.com

November 16
One day, the owner of a very large daily newspaper company walked down the halls and greated one of his workers, "Jones, how long have you been working here?" Jones replied, "Ever since I heard you coming down the hall." www.freefunny.com

November 16
One day, the owner of a very large daily newspaper company walked down the halls and greeted one of his workers, "Jones, how long have you been working here?" Jones replied, "Ever since I heard you coming down the hall." www.freefunny.com

November 19
A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? oneliners-and-proverbs.com

November 20
Two rednecks had just gone fishing and brought in the largest amount of fish they'd ever seen. One said to the other, "Did you mark the place where the fishin' was so good?" "Yea, I put an "X" on the side of the boat." "You idiot!! What if we take a different boat next time?" freefunny.com

November 21
You Just Might Be A Redneck If.....You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. jokesgalore.com

November 23
What did Noah do while spending time on the ark? Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms! kidsjokes.co.uk

November 26
How can you name the capital of every U.S. state in two seconds? Washington, D.C. kidsjokes.co.uk

November 27
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils! www.kidsjokes.co.uk

November 28
Every ten seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped! www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com

November 29
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; They just make the best of everything that comes along their way. www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com

November 30
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. (www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com)

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  Today is Thursday, Oct. 2, the 275th day of 2014. There are 90 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: The ladies have adopted the fashion of wearing representations of insects in the flowers on their bonnets. Some look very natural.
1889 -- 125 years ago: T.F. Cary, former Rock Island alderman, has accepted a position as salesman for a Chicago wallpaper house and plans to move to that city.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Work on the new telephone building on 18th Street between 6th and 7th avenues is progressing rapidly.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Rock Island's new theater at 3rd Avenue and 19th Street will have a name significant of its location. The "Rocket" is scheduled to open Thanksgiving Day.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Two of Rock Island's newest water towers were vandalized last night, including the one at 38th Street and 31st Avenue, where police took five Moline boys into custody about 9 p.m..
1989 -- 25 years ago: Some of us who live in the Quad-Cities take the Mississippi River for granted, or at least we used to. But the river is not taken for granted by our visitors. And most Quad-Citians are realizing the importance of the river to this area as increased emphasis is placed on tourism.







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