Chuckles for October 2001



October 01
A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. oneliners-and-proverbs.com

October 02
What do polo players get from spending all afternoon in the saddle? Poloroids. jokesgalore.com

October 03
What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk? Chocolate chimp cookies. jokesgalore.com

October 04
What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument? A trom-bone!

October 05
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs! jokesgalore.com

October 08
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers! jokesgalore.com

October 09
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick! jokesgalore.com

October 09
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick! jokesgalore.com

October 10
Joe: When I would wear my hand-me-downs to school, all of the boys would make fun of me. Moe: What did you do? Joe: I hit them over the head with my purse! freefunny.com

October 11
"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll take two." freefunny.com

October 12
What do you call a monster with no neck? The Lost Neck Monster. jokesgalore.com

October 15
Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine. jokesgalore.com

October 16
Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish. the-jokes.com

October 17
Q: Waiter, this soup tastes funny ? A: Then why aren't you laughing! www.jokefile.co.uk

October 18
There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly, or start cheating! www.jokeaday.com

October 19
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing! www.jokeaday.com

October 22
A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President." oneliners-and-proverbs.com

October 23
Famous Last Words * Nice doggie. * I'll get a world record for this. * He's probably just hibernating. * These are the good kind of mushrooms. * It's strong enough for both of us. * That's odd. comedylab.com

October 24
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this ? Ever since I was a puppy! http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes

October 25
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch! http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes

October 26
Traffic cop: "I'm glad to hear the chief of police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail." www.jokeaday.com

October 29
What did the dog say to the skeleton? "I'd like to get to gnaw you." www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/

October 30
What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica! www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/

October 31
What would you get if you crossed a dog with a famous phantom? The Phantom of the Slobbera!www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/

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1864 -- 150 years ago: Everybody is invited to go on a moonlight excursion next Monday evening on the steamer New Boston. The trip will be from Davenport to Muscatine and back.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The mayor and bridge committee let a contract to the Clinton Bridge company for a $1,125 iron bridge across Sears canal near Milan.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Injunction proceedings to compel the Central Association to keep a baseball team in Rock Island for the remainder of the season were contemplated by some of the Rock Island fans, but they decided to defer action.
1939 -- 75 years ago: The first of the new and more powerful diesel engines built for the Rock Island Lines for the proposed Chicago-Denver run, passed thru the Tri-Cities this morning.
1964 -- 50 years ago: The Rock Island Rescue Mission is negotiating for the purchase of the Prince Hall Masonic Home located at 37th Avenue and 5th Street, Rock Island.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Quad Cities Container Terminal is being lauded as a giant business boon that will save several days and hundreds of dollars on each goods shipment to the coasts. The Quad Cities Container Terminal is the final piece of the puzzle that opens up increase access to world markets, Robert Goldstein said.








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