Chuckles for July 2001
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation raps for years.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
``If it's true that you learn from your mistakes, I must be a genius.'' -- Red Green
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One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." -- Johnny Carson
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A sleeping pill will never take the place of a clear conscience. -- Edie Cantor.
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. - Edith Sitwell
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. --Erma Bombeck
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