Chuckles for May 2001
May 01
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? -- George Carlin
May 07
An atheist's worst moment is being truly grateful with no one to thank.
May 08
Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them.
May 11
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds" -- Mark Twain
May 15
Attitude might not catch fish, but it helps when you don't. (oneliners-and-proverbs.com)
May 16
If ever you are feeling unwanted or insignificant, try missing a couple of mortgage repayments.
May 21
One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" The other replies: "GREAT trade!"
May 22
The use of medical marijuana has been ruled illegal, by a group of justices who are truly experts in the field… After all, they ARE known as the “High Court”! (www.newsjoke.com)
May 24
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog
May 26
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: It is one thing they can understand
May 29
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. -- Jackie Gleason
May 30
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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