Chuckles for May 2001
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? -- George Carlin
An atheist's worst moment is being truly grateful with no one to thank.
Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them.
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds" -- Mark Twain
Attitude might not catch fish, but it helps when you don't. (oneliners-and-proverbs.com)
If ever you are feeling unwanted or insignificant, try missing a couple of mortgage repayments.
One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" The other replies: "GREAT trade!"
The use of medical marijuana has been ruled illegal, by a group of justices who are truly experts in the field… After all, they ARE known as the “High Court”! (www.newsjoke.com)
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: It is one thing they can understand
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. -- Jackie Gleason
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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