Chuckles for April 2001
April 02
"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat." -- Mark Twain
April 03
What is the difference between your first honeymoon and your second? A: The first, Niagara; the second, Viagra! (www.humor.com)
April 06
*"My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed." -- Christopher Morley
April 09
“Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most fools do.” -- B. Franklin
April 11
You Know You're Over the Hill When... You find your mouth making promises your body can't keep. (www.jokester.com)
April 12
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
April 12
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
April 16
An atheist's worst moment is being truly grateful with no one to thank.
April 17
Old musicians never die. They just decompose.
April 19
The early bird gets the worm. The second mouse gets the cheese.
April 20
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves.
April 24
Idealism increases in proportion to the distance from the problem.
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