Chuckles for October 2000
How many Psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes 5 trips
The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
Talk is cheap. Supply exceeds demand.
You've really bought a cheap PC if... 1. All the dogs in your neighborhood start howling whenver you turn it on; the screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"; and the only chip inside is a Dorito.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. (www.joker.org)
Seen in a newspaper: Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Newspaper ad: 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Newspaper ad: Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
Newspaper ad: Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Whats the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes, whack!...'damn!' And a skydiver goes 'damn!'... whack!
Newspaper ad: Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion. Benefits: Blue Cross Medical Insurance and salary.
Military saying: ``The easy way is always mined.''
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -- Erma Bombeck
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. -- Will Rogers
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