A Week of Chuckles

July 28
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas!funology.com/

July 25
Here's how to tell if you're overcaffeinated...
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. funny2.com/

July 23
Some people speak from experience. Some people, from experience, don't speak. funny2.com/

July 21
All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy. funny2.com/

July 18
If you give someone a piece of your mind, are you left with peace of mind?funny2.com/

July 14
Here's how to tell if you're overcaffeinated...
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. funny2.com/

July 11
Here's how to tell if you're overcaffeinated...
You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet. funny2.com/

Past Chuckles

Local events heading

  Today is Monday, July 28, the 209th day of 2014. There are 156 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: Port Byron passengers and mails will be transported by the Sterling and Rock Island railroad.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The congregation of the First Methodist church worshiped in Harper's theater, where construction work is being done at the church site.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Three-eye baseball for Moline was assured the Danville Franchise will be transferred to the Plow city.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Roseville Methodist Church is observing its 100th anniversary.
1964 -- 50 years ago: The last remaining unfinished portion of Interstate 80 between the Quad-Cities and Joliet will be opened to traffic by Aug 12.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Of all the highlights of the last 12 years, this is the greatest of all, said Dennis Hitchcock, producer director of Circa '21 Dinner Playhouse, as he torched the mortgage, clearing a $220,000 loan financing the downtown Rock Island theater's beginnings in 1977.

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