A Week of Chuckles
Can you play sole music with a shoe horn?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.
I've got a mind like a.. a.. what's that thing called?
There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
There's no future in time travel.
If you think you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.