A Week of Chuckles
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never bathed a dog.
How many Paul Reveres does it take to screw in a light bulb? One if by hand, two if by feel.
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and hours are lost.
My mother taught me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about!”
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
Here's how to tell if you're overcaffeinated:
You ski uphill.